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My Computer Crashed

My computer crashed and died today. 
And I thought, oh well what the hey. 
Now I'd have time to clean my house.
And see if I still had a spouse. 
It started out with weird frustrations. 
Combined with mild heart palpitations. 
And then my ankles began to swell. 
Withdrawal symptoms from no AOL. 
Chills ran up and down my spine. 
Oh, God I had to get on-line. 
To greet my buds and check my mail. 
I began to feel helpless and frail. 
Then I remembered the Good Guys Store. 
And all those computers by the door. 
I'd go there and when alone. 
With no one looking I'd sign-on. 
I stepped up to a computer, clicked on AOL. 
The Sign-On screen came up, man it sure looked swell. 
I clicked on the Guest name, then came the modem sound. 
I was having cold-sweats, as my heart began to pound. 
Then I typed my password, and the computer said, Goodbye. 
And that is what I kept hearing each time that I would try. 
This was just an evil plot, the store was playing tricks. 
If only they had known how bad I need my AOL fix. 
I slowly typed my password, then I stood and waited. 
The thing said, goodbye again, and I got real frustrated. 
That is when I shoved the keyboard thru the monitor screen.
And the last thing I remember is my loud shrieking scream. 
When I woke I was handcuffed being booked I think.
I asked the data entry cop if he'd get me a drink.

I do not know where this came from, it was sent to me through email.

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