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A Touch of Humor

REMEMBER WHEN... 

A COMPUTER WAS SOMETHING ON TV 
CDROM A SCIENCE FICTION SHOW 
A WINDOW WAS SOMETHING YOU HATED TO CLEAN... 
AND RAM WAS THE COUSIN OF A GOAT... 
MEG WAS THE NAME OF MY GIRLFRIEND 
AND GIG WAS YOUR MIDDLE FINGER UPRIGHT 
NOW THEY ALL MEAN DIFFERENT THINGS 
AND THAT REALLY MEGA BYTES 
AN APPLICATION WAS FOR EMPLOYMENT 
A PROGRAM WAS A TV SHOW 
A CURSOR USED PROFANITY 
A KEYBOARD WAS A PIANO 
MEMORY WAS SOMETHING THAT YOU LOST WITH AGE 
A CD WAS A BANK ACCOUNT 
AND IF YOU HAD A 3 1/2" FLOPPY 
YOU HOPED NOBODY FOUND OUT
COMPRESS WAS SOMETHING YOU DID TO THE GARBAGE 
NOT SOMETHING YOU DID TO A FILE 
AND IF YOU UNZIPPED ANYTHING IN PUBLIC
YOU'D BE IN JAIL FOR A WHILE 
LOG ON WAS ADDING WOOD TO THE FIRE 
HARD DRIVE WAS A LONG TRIP ON THE ROAD 
A MOUSE PAD WAS WHERE A MOUSE LIVED 
AND A BACKUP HAPPENED TO YOUR COMMODE 
CUT YOU DID WITH A POCKET KNIFE 
PASTE YOU DID WITH GLUE 
A WEB WAS A SPIDER'S HOME 
AND A VIRUS WAS THE FLU
I GUESS I'LL STICK TO MY PAD AND PAPER 
AND THE MEMORY IN MY HEAD 
I HEAR NOBODY'S BEEN KILLED IN A COMPUTER CRASH 
BUT WHEN IT HAPPENS THEY WISH THEY WERE DEAD 
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This was sent to me by email from artisticlady who she says was sent by NSpiritOnly and so on and so.....

 

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